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Out of Our Minds
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:07 PM
Thought for the Day: Wednesday
Anita Sharpe on Humor

'The first important step I took was to purchase a 365 Days to a Happier Life Desk Calendar. As I eagerly placed my mental well-being in the capable hands of a well-known greeting-card company, I vowed to follow all of their suggestions.

'Day one started out great. 'Imagine your life has just begun!' was the first suggestion. Amazing. It worked. I was happier right away. 'This is sensational,' I thought to myself, 'I am one day old and already a homeowner!!! Plus I'm starting out with the verbal skills of an adult. Maybe now I will have a shot at success on my own terms because I cannot fail to be instantly acknowledged as the most incredible baby who ever lived! All I will have to do is show up anywhere in a diaper and read a few passages from anything and I will get tremendous response. At last, I have it made!!! The only thing that concerns me a little is the rate at which I'm aging. I mean, if I'm starting out looking like this, what can I expect by the time I hit high school?' -- Merrill Markoe (from How to be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me!)


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